this is the least shocking thing i’ve ever seen, darling <3 prob mostly au coz i barely remember season 2 thank god
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries:
alois loves shopping for food and stuff coz it’s such a homely thing to do and he’d always considered food a luxury so he doesn’t understand why someone wouldn’t be excited to. like, just, look at all this food! but he can go a liiiiiittle crazy sometimes. ciel may be loaded but he’s sure as shit not gonna stay that way if he lets alois free with the debit card lmao so he reluctantly tags along sometimes to make sure alois doesn’t bankrupt the entire phantomhive legacy buying lettuce and frozen pizzas
kills the spiders
lmao. ciel isn’t scared of spiders, but he doesn’t like them. he associates them with dirty places, so he’ll chuck something at one if he sees them. alois likes spiders tho, is more likely to put one in a fuckin jar or something if he sees it, so he tries to get to them first before ciel can kill them.
comes home drunk at 3am
like i said for ciel/freckles, i don’t see ciel as a big drinker, even at social events. he knows his limits and doesn’t go beyond them, especially not in public. alois prob went a little crazy with booze when he first turned old enough, so there were a few drunken nights and morning hangovers. ciel was prob the most unsympathetic little shit, haha. “whooops i can’t stop dropping pots and pans today. how’s your head?” i imagine the novelty wore off for alcohol pretty quick
alois likes making breakfast, and i figure he gets pretty good at it, even if ciel is more likely to take the piss than compliment it. alois does have the tendency to be a little experimental with dishes tho. chocolate and curry worked out well, so he figures anything could go together!
he figures wrong
remembers to feed the fish
ciel. alois has the tendency of bringing in strays whenever he finds em but his attention span is pretty short so ciel is usually the one landed with looking after them until they can be rehomed. he actually kinda liked the fish. they were a lot more low maintenance compared to some of alois’ other charity cases cough the fuckin cats cough
decorates the apartment
alois likes to think he could be a great interior decorator, but when ciel overheard him agreeing with lizzie that the house was criminally deprived of doilies, he put his foot down and took over the decorating. for all ciel’s questionable life choices, he knows his colour theory, man.
alois succeeded in getting ciel to sing with him once. it was three in the morning and alois had been looping the sAME VERSE of gypsies, tramps & thieves for three quarters of an hour. ciel maintains he only did it so the fucking song would finish and he could go to sleep. alois is kind enough not to point out that ciel knew the words by heart.
falls asleep first
either, or. they both have their good nights and bad nights. alois has bouts of insomnia tho, and when that happens, it’s rare for either of them to sleep. alois gets too antsy to be alone, even tho he doesn’t explicitly ask ciel to stay up with him, so they set up in the living room and marathon shitty horror films. ciel usually dozes off, but alois doesn’t mind. ciel never cuddles on the sofa except at 4 in the morning.